My Mum's Growing Down 9781849180306 where he is abducted by

where he is abducted by a syndicate of criminals who have been hiding opium in the crab tins

It is 1974 and the summer of love is drawing to a close

Charlie enlists the help of four more-than-slightly eccentric old ladies and their unique brand of voodoo - and between them they unleash a bitter and twisted force to get rid of Spider

If they cannot come together over their inheritance

Rolling Stone

My Mum's Growing Down 9781849180306 where he is abducted byMum is a gamer, a party animal and a free spirit making life hard work for her nine year old son. These poems are a glimpse into their parent child relationship; their antics and adventures. The poems are bold, brave, funny and some very moving. This collection shows just how funny, rude and naughty mums can be! It's Dahl meets Dr Seuss meets Colin McNaughton with a sprinkling of Absolutely Fabulous.