This hilariously sarcastic towel is the ultimate way to celebrate someone's well-deserved exit from the workforce
This Little Piggy Went to the Snack Table
When your face has a mind of its own
and speaks directly to the soul of every wine lover who knows exactly what we mean
or just your dignity at happy hour
Dont be a Dick. girl power This hilariously sarcastic towel isThe one piece of advice everyone can agree on. Jesus, Buddha, Confucius, Gandhi, your mom they all said it (or at least meant it). This towel delivers the most universal wisdom in the simplest terms: Don't be a dick. It's straightforward, it's funny, and it's a reminder we could all use from time to time. Hang it in your kitchen as a daily PSA, gift it to that friend who needs the reminder, or use it to set the tone in your home. Because really, if