Coffee First Adult Unisex Tee Color:Yellow Typography-only design with an ornate

Typography-only design with an ornate gothic feel on a black tee

The silent communication that they own this house and you are merely staff

whatever was left in the box from yesterday

White text reads "Playdate Material" in bold

And honestly

Coffee First Adult Unisex Tee Color:Yellow Typography-only design with an ornateThere is a very specific order of operations in this house. Step one is non negotiable. Step two involves keeping small humans alive. Do not reverse the sequence. The Details: Blue circular badge design with arched text reading "Coffee First" across the top and "Then Parenting" across the bottom, separated by star accents. In the center, a retro cartoon coffee mug character with a smiling face, steam splashing from the top, and hands throwing peace