White gothic/blackletter text reads "Thou Shalt Not Try Me" stacked in four centered lines
Science has yet to explain how something this tiny can produce that much agony
The leather jacket is a cardigan now
Large white bold sans-serif text reads "Funky Dope
Single-color blue print with a distressed texture and a playful-tough kid energy
What's Poppin' Adult Unisex Tee Size:S White gothic/blackletter text reads "ThouThe most chaotic toy ever invented. It pops, it rolls, it announces your child's location from three rooms away. There is no stealth mode. There is no volume knob. There is only popping. The Details: White bold retro text reads "What's Poppin'" in two stacked lines at the top. Below is an illustration of a classic Fisher Price Corn Popper push toy with a light blue dome, colorful balls inside (yellow, red, green, blue), white wheels with red rims, and