Your Cult Is Lame Tee Underpaid I only wore that shirt

I only wore that shirt because they made me

Congratulations or condolences on the good or bad major life event that you may have had

I had a dream I was a vigilant sidekick

you can bet there's pretty damn likely something to hide

the answer is yes

Your Cult Is Lame Tee Underpaid I only wore that shirtYour red hat cult seems super lame to be in. There's no drugs or orgies or any of the fun stuff that usually draws people into other cults. You were brought in because you're scared of gay people, black people, and people who speak Spanish. That's, like, the dumbest reason to join a cult I can think of and you've given up your personal power and rights for what, getting to watch the misery of people you never bothered to try to understand. Is this fun